1 00:00:08,443 --> 00:00:10,880 I would like to propose a toast 2 00:00:10,923 --> 00:00:15,145 to the absent bride, to... the groom, 3 00:00:15,189 --> 00:00:17,060 the former Floyd Calhoun. 4 00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:18,714 And now he's gonna marry Eve. 5 00:00:20,281 --> 00:00:22,500 -Yeah, smartest choice. -[Sarah] Choice? 6 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:24,154 What else can he do to keep from getting deported? 7 00:00:24,198 --> 00:00:26,504 -[gasps] Have a baby? -There's an idea. 8 00:00:26,548 --> 00:00:29,377 Oh, that's absurd. I'm not even pregnant. 9 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:33,859 I like Eve. I mean, this is a win-win situation for us all. 10 00:00:33,903 --> 00:00:37,776 -Right, Sun? -Yeah, win, win, win. Huh? 11 00:00:37,820 --> 00:00:39,648 You get to stay in country, huh? 12 00:00:39,691 --> 00:00:41,824 You get a new wife, huh? 13 00:00:41,867 --> 00:00:45,610 And you have tiny little Axels running around, huh? 14 00:00:45,654 --> 00:00:49,353 I can tell Eve is very fertile. 15 00:00:49,397 --> 00:00:52,704 -[gulps] -[chuckles] 16 00:00:52,748 --> 00:00:54,271 So weird. 17 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:55,794 -Yeah, totally. -[Ingmar] Okay, to a new beginning. 18 00:00:55,838 --> 00:00:59,233 [all] New beginnings! 19 00:01:30,481 --> 00:01:32,048 [woman shrieks] 20 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:36,139 My lovely daughter! Oh, sweetie! 21 00:01:36,183 --> 00:01:39,316 -[laughs] -Oh, found your way in. 22 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:42,798 Mm! Oh, Axel, I'm so thrilled! 23 00:01:42,841 --> 00:01:46,410 I cannot tell you how long I've wait for this day. 24 00:01:46,454 --> 00:01:48,847 There have been so many beaus, 25 00:01:48,891 --> 00:01:51,154 and not a single proposal. 26 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:52,634 -Mom. -Oh. 27 00:01:52,677 --> 00:01:55,767 There was one-- Greg, the musician. 28 00:01:55,811 --> 00:01:58,074 -Didn't he die? -Yes. 29 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,945 Now, listen, 30 00:01:59,989 --> 00:02:02,383 just because we've only got a couple of days to plan this 31 00:02:02,426 --> 00:02:04,428 doesn't mean we can't do it right. 32 00:02:04,472 --> 00:02:07,127 I've got some of my dead husband's 33 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:09,433 life insurance money left over, 34 00:02:09,477 --> 00:02:11,043 and I want you to have it. 35 00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:13,002 Mom, that's Dad we're talking about. 36 00:02:13,045 --> 00:02:15,265 -Oh, we couldn't take your dead husband's money. -Axel! 37 00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:19,182 Bah, bah, bah! I am not taking no for an answer. 38 00:02:19,226 --> 00:02:22,707 [giggles] I'm just so happy! Oh! 39 00:02:22,751 --> 00:02:26,494 Mr. and Mrs. Axel "Ingstrom." 40 00:02:26,537 --> 00:02:29,410 -Enstrom. -Yeah, "I-Insum." 41 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:30,759 Insoom. 42 00:02:30,802 --> 00:02:32,848 Oh, that's it. Yeah, that's exactly it. 43 00:02:32,891 --> 00:02:34,850 [giggles] 44 00:02:38,636 --> 00:02:42,162 [upbeat music plays on radio] 45 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:49,386 [Tex] You get right the fuck out of here! 46 00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:52,955 Alfred the Murderer is getting married? 47 00:02:52,998 --> 00:02:55,175 -Oh, his name is Axel. -I thought it was Floyd. 48 00:02:55,218 --> 00:02:57,525 Well, it's not "Alfred the Murderer." 49 00:02:57,568 --> 00:02:59,179 Well, it was when he was in here. 50 00:02:59,222 --> 00:03:01,311 And that's kind of how I like to remember him. 51 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:04,184 -Who's the bride? -Oh, her name is Eve. 52 00:03:04,227 --> 00:03:06,490 -Axel and Eve. -Interesting girl. 53 00:03:06,534 --> 00:03:09,624 -Sounds almost biblical. -Almost, yeah. 54 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:12,844 -I've got to be there. -What? At the wedding? 55 00:03:12,888 --> 00:03:14,498 I gotta play the "Wedding March." 56 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:16,457 [scoffs] How? 57 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:19,286 You can help me, Ingmar. 58 00:03:19,329 --> 00:03:22,767 -What? [chuckles] -You can help me, Ingmar. 59 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:27,163 You can help me, Ingmar. 60 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:31,298 You can help me, Ingmar. 61 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:36,041 You can help me, Ingmar. You can help me, Ingma-- 62 00:03:43,179 --> 00:03:45,486 Tex is coming to play saxophone at my wedding? 63 00:03:45,529 --> 00:03:47,792 -Well-- -This is starting to get real. 64 00:03:47,836 --> 00:03:51,840 Well, the prison has a special program called Inside/Out, 65 00:03:51,883 --> 00:03:55,235 which gives inmates with special talents 66 00:03:55,278 --> 00:03:57,149 a temporary leave 67 00:03:57,193 --> 00:04:00,631 so they can share their skills with the rest of the world. 68 00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:04,853 And Tex asked me to testify on his behalf. 69 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:08,378 -What'd you tell him? -I told him I would ask you first. 70 00:04:08,422 --> 00:04:11,033 -What do you think? -Oh, what do I think? 71 00:04:11,076 --> 00:04:14,428 Mm-hmm. I think I'm getting married in a couple of days, 72 00:04:14,471 --> 00:04:16,865 and, uh, nothing is ready, Ingmar. 73 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:20,869 So, uh, I think I'm having to make more decisions than I think I can handle. 74 00:04:20,912 --> 00:04:23,480 So, I'm going to leave this one up to you. 75 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:25,656 Okay. Yeah. 76 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:27,919 -Okay. -I am you right now, 77 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:31,880 and I just invited an incarcerated murderer to Axel's wedding. 78 00:04:31,923 --> 00:04:33,577 [gulps] 79 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:40,541 The dice are a metaphor. 80 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:43,544 You're saying having Tex at the wedding is a gamble. 81 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:45,197 I not saying that. 82 00:04:45,241 --> 00:04:47,896 The dice are. 83 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:02,911 Honeys, we have got a big job ahead of us. 84 00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:06,480 Puttin' together a wedding by tomorrow? Oh, my goodness. 85 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:09,657 And it is a good thing you chose me, because... 86 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:12,486 anyone else would have turned your big day into an oogie mess. 87 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:16,054 -Mm. What if we wanted our day to be an oogie mess? -Axel. 88 00:05:16,098 --> 00:05:19,362 Oh, no, it's fine. The groom's just joshin', right? 89 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:20,363 -Right? -Yeah. 90 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,539 Oh, Mylanta, 91 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:24,846 you are gonna be a gorgeous bride! 92 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:27,544 That skin tone with an ivory dress-- 93 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:29,633 Hold my calls. Hold my calls! 94 00:05:29,677 --> 00:05:32,680 Thank you, but actually I'm just the maid of honor. 95 00:05:32,723 --> 00:05:34,203 She's the bride. 96 00:05:34,246 --> 00:05:36,031 -Hey. -Oh, my goodness. 97 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:39,687 Oh, forks and spoons, of course it is. I am so sorry. 98 00:05:39,730 --> 00:05:41,906 [snaps fingers] Apollo? 99 00:05:41,950 --> 00:05:45,519 Now, my perfect manservant Apollo has pulled some rings for y'all. 100 00:05:45,562 --> 00:05:47,390 -Are you ready? -[Eve] Yes. 101 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:49,436 Well, I am told 102 00:05:49,479 --> 00:05:51,960 that this is an exact replica of the ring 103 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:55,833 that Brad Pitt wore when he married Gwyneth. 104 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:58,227 Mm. It's pretty nice. 105 00:05:58,270 --> 00:06:01,622 It's a little basic. Do you have anything with a little more sauce? 106 00:06:01,665 --> 00:06:04,015 -Sauce? -Wait! 107 00:06:04,059 --> 00:06:05,887 Brad Pitt didn't marry Gwyneth. 108 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:08,150 Where is my mickey-fickey mind, Apollo? 109 00:06:08,193 --> 00:06:11,022 -I'm sorry. -Well, we'll take a look at these options. 110 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:13,373 So, no, no. 111 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:16,985 -Um, definitely not that one. -What's wrong with that one? 112 00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:20,075 Oh, that looks like somebody took it off a dead cruise director. No offense. 113 00:06:20,118 --> 00:06:23,687 Uh, okay, no, no, no. 114 00:06:23,731 --> 00:06:25,385 No, no, no, no, 115 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:28,562 no, no, no and no. 116 00:06:28,605 --> 00:06:31,434 Apollo, you're fired. 117 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:34,437 [gasps] That one. The blue one. It's perfect. 118 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:36,744 -[gasps] -Uh, o-okay. 119 00:06:36,787 --> 00:06:37,832 Can I see it? 120 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:39,311 Sure. 121 00:06:43,707 --> 00:06:47,058 -Havin' a little trouble? -[woman] It's okay. Don't worry. 122 00:06:47,102 --> 00:06:48,973 Apollo, we're gonna need some hand soap. 123 00:06:49,017 --> 00:06:51,411 -Okay? It's in the bathroom. -'Cause that's the one I want. 124 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:53,848 It's right next to the sink. You know where it is. 125 00:07:00,245 --> 00:07:04,119 I think I speak for all of us on the Inside/Out board 126 00:07:04,162 --> 00:07:07,862 when I say that your testimony thus far 127 00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:10,691 is as compelling as anything we've ever heard. 128 00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:12,606 -Thank you, Warden. -And believe me, 129 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:14,651 we've heard things you wouldn't believe. 130 00:07:14,695 --> 00:07:17,045 -Right, Gene? -True, that. 131 00:07:17,088 --> 00:07:20,744 But there's still the small matter of this changed man 132 00:07:20,788 --> 00:07:23,138 being a ruthless assassin. 133 00:07:23,181 --> 00:07:26,184 And you want to set him loose. 134 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:30,101 I'm saying his powers of funk, however formidable, 135 00:07:30,145 --> 00:07:32,800 don't negate the clear fact that Tex Johnson 136 00:07:32,843 --> 00:07:34,802 is a very dangerous man. 137 00:07:34,845 --> 00:07:37,413 We're not setting him loose, Gene. You know that. 138 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,589 We are simply giving him 139 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:41,983 a temporary supervised release, 140 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:45,552 which is the Inside/Out program's raison d'etre. 141 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:48,337 -English, please. -It's French. 142 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:49,860 Still have no idea what that means. 143 00:07:49,904 --> 00:07:53,124 It means that Ingmar's loyalty 144 00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:56,737 to Tex is also duly noted. 145 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:58,652 So I would like to ask you, 146 00:07:58,695 --> 00:08:02,743 do you think that Tex Johnson wants to be good? 147 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:04,527 No doubt about it. 148 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:07,748 That'll be all, gentlemen. 149 00:08:14,711 --> 00:08:18,323 That was very impressive, Ingmar. 150 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:20,369 You can be very persuasive when you want to be. 151 00:08:20,412 --> 00:08:23,111 Yeah. What do you think? 152 00:08:23,154 --> 00:08:25,287 Well, it's a lot to consider. 153 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:27,550 I want to give you what you want. 154 00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:30,771 Maybe you can give me what I want. 155 00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:33,948 -Like what? -A drink. 156 00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:51,356 You know who I am? 157 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:52,793 Don't you work with Ingmar? 158 00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:56,405 [scoffs] Ingmar works with me. 159 00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:59,756 Quick story. When I was little, 160 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,716 my grandpa told me about this kid he grew up with 161 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:04,848 whose best friend was a tree. 162 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:06,589 His best friend was a tree? 163 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:09,244 Don't interrupt! 164 00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:11,376 As this kid grew up, 165 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:15,206 he would take things from the tree and never give anything back. 166 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:18,427 The tree just gave and gave and gave. 167 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:21,082 And the kid just took and took and took. 168 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:23,867 Until finally, the kid cut down the tree 169 00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:26,043 and made a house out of it. 170 00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:28,350 Um, 171 00:09:28,393 --> 00:09:32,223 that's from a children's book called The Giving Tree. 172 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:35,487 -You calling my grandpa liar? -Not at all. 173 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:38,055 Ingmar got a lot of shit on his mind right now. 174 00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:40,623 -Axel might get deported. -I thought he was getting married. 175 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:43,365 Because he might get deported. Keep up! 176 00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:46,324 Axel illegal alien, huh? 177 00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:50,111 He is getting married tomorrow so he not get tossed out on his ear. 178 00:09:50,154 --> 00:09:54,071 -'Cause that could be the end of the Dicks. -Oh, shit. 179 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:56,465 That's right. And still, 180 00:09:56,508 --> 00:10:00,338 Ingmar is doing for you, laying his reputation on the line. 181 00:10:00,382 --> 00:10:03,820 That Ingmar, straight-up Giving Tree. 182 00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:06,649 -Ingmar and I are friends. -You'd better be. 183 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,738 Because I not want any shenanigans. 184 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:12,524 If you want to bring the funk, then bring it. 185 00:10:12,568 --> 00:10:15,005 But if this some angle you're playing, 186 00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:19,444 then this one fucked-up North Korean defector you're gonna wish you never saw! 187 00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:24,667 You got that, Tex Johnson? 188 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,321 Got it. 189 00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:28,671 This conversation never happened. 190 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:31,065 Sun out. 191 00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:37,419 The nun didn't have an ID, though. 192 00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:39,464 It was a donkey. 193 00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:45,209 -Ingmar, you are terrible. -You are terrible! 194 00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:47,734 -I am not. -Yes, you are. 195 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:50,693 I'm just like any other divorced gal over 40 196 00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:53,783 who runs a men's prison. 197 00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,308 I like you. 198 00:10:57,352 --> 00:10:59,833 I like you too, Sharona. 199 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:03,097 I'm awfully grateful that you put together this board meeting. 200 00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:05,316 I just hope that you-- 201 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:08,363 Well, you don't have to worry about Tex, not one little bit. 202 00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:10,452 -Thank you. -Nothin' to worry about at all. 203 00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:13,107 Tonight, right now, 204 00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:14,456 it's just us. 205 00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:18,112 -"Justice"? -Just us. 206 00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:20,157 Oh. 207 00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:26,337 -I felt something between us from the very day we met. -Yeah? 208 00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:29,950 I knew right then and there I wanted to see more of you. 209 00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:35,912 That's what I intend to do tonight. 210 00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:39,873 Check, please? 211 00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:48,969 [chuckles] Wow. 212 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:50,448 Uh, not exactly. 213 00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:53,103 I couldn't finish, uh, getting into this thing 214 00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:56,106 because, uh, there was no one to help me. 215 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:58,326 -Oh? Miss Janeane? -She's in the bedroom with Eve. 216 00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:00,981 She's got a total bride crush on her. 217 00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:03,766 -Well, yeah. -Looks like you didn't do much better. 218 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:06,073 Here, turn around. 219 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:14,081 You know, I think what you're doing is really brave. 220 00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,518 When we, um, talked about it, I... 221 00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:19,216 didn't think it was actually gonna happen. 222 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,741 Yeah, well... 223 00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:24,004 Um, will you? It's easier. 224 00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:30,837 Yeah, well, here we are, right? 225 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,317 It is happening. 226 00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:36,843 Yeah, it's... it's for sure happening. 227 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:39,715 And I gotta say... 228 00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:43,937 I don't know what to think about it. 229 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:46,243 I know exactly how you feel. 230 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:51,422 Oh, wait. What are you talking about? 231 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:54,686 What are you talking about? 232 00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:58,821 Hey, Axel! 233 00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:01,955 -Eve! -Wow! 234 00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:04,827 Look at that. 235 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,742 -You-You look stunning. -Amazing. 236 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,527 Did I tell you? Miss Janeane knows these things. 237 00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:11,878 [humming] 238 00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:15,142 -You like it? -Mm-hmm, yeah. 239 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,887 [pop jazz plays] 240 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,808 Sunny Bunny. There you are. 241 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:33,116 Uh, you were scheduled to sit for a portrait ten minutes ago. 242 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,249 I-- Oh! 243 00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,947 Copy that. Here comes the Sun. They're expecting you in five. 244 00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:40,820 That headset isn't even plugged in. 245 00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:44,301 Do not give me flack today, sister. 246 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:48,131 I'm doing all of this at the spur of the moment and out of the goodness of my heart. 247 00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:51,482 Look around! The table linens don't match the chargers. 248 00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,006 There's a murderer playing a saxophone. 249 00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:55,312 And whose idea were these wedding favors? 250 00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:57,880 I mean, seriously, saltwater taffies? 251 00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,056 That my idea. 252 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,580 Well, the wrappers are gonna get everywhere. 253 00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,060 The flowers look nice. 254 00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:06,715 Thank you. They better stay that way. 255 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:09,283 I need them in an hour for a funeral. 256 00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:18,422 Alfred. Alfred the Murderer. 257 00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:20,816 Congratulations, man. 258 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,992 -Thanks, Tex. -She's a lovely girl. 259 00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:25,429 And maybe someone has told you this, 260 00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:28,389 but after six marriages, I know it better than anyone. 261 00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:30,347 Listen. 262 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,829 Oh, no, listen to your wife. 263 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,266 -Oh. -When she says something, 264 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,833 man, listen. 265 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,748 Even when she's not saying something. 266 00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:41,532 -You dig me? -Yeah. 267 00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:43,447 -Hey, Ingmar. -Hi. 268 00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:46,276 -Nice night with Warden Johnson? -Who told you? 269 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,844 Warden Johnson. Appletinis, eh? 270 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,237 Yeah, four of 'em. 271 00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:57,418 Are those saltwater taffies? 272 00:14:57,461 --> 00:15:00,638 Come on, fellas. See you later. 273 00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,992 Hey, I just want to say thank you. 274 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:08,124 I know this is really tough for you. 275 00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:11,388 -Uh, uh, what do you mean? -You know, with Brad and all. 276 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,173 Oh, yeah. 277 00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,175 Yeah, for sure. Really tough. 278 00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:18,308 Hey, so you know, you mentioned at girls' night 279 00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:20,963 -that things weren't... -Exciting? 280 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,835 -Well, you said they were just good. -I did. 281 00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:26,186 But look at me now. 282 00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,710 There is a murderer playing saxophone 283 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:32,496 while I stand in this mausoleum in a wedding dress 284 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:37,501 about to save my future husband from being deported from America! 285 00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:41,027 It doesn't get more exciting than that! 286 00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:44,204 -Well, I just want to make sure you're happy. -I am! 287 00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,946 I am happy AF! 288 00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,385 Dear Axel. 289 00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:55,345 This all reminds me so much of my Harold. 290 00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,217 You know, when I was a girl, 291 00:15:57,260 --> 00:16:02,004 my father had me all set up to marry this boy named Clark. 292 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,788 He was cool. 293 00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:07,618 Trouble was, I had already met and fallen for Harold. 294 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:12,101 We'd been doing it for a month. 295 00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:18,325 Long story short, I ran away with Harold. 296 00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:21,589 -I defied my family. -What happened? 297 00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:25,723 My dad committed suicide. 298 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,769 But I mean, he had a history of mental illness. 299 00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:31,512 The point is, you're marrying for love. 300 00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,427 -Thank you, Gerty. -Call me "Mom". 301 00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:35,864 [Lou] Okay, everyone, let's go, let's go. 302 00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,561 There'll be time for moments later. 303 00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:40,651 Gerty, take your seat. It's marryin' time. 304 00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,827 [Lou] This way, everyone. 305 00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:44,829 A little more walkie, a little less talkie, huh? 306 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:47,789 Come on. This way, everyone. 307 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,621 [crowd exclaiming] 308 00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:12,770 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today 309 00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:17,253 to celebrate the memory-- the marriage of Axel and Eve. 310 00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:20,430 Now, when two lives are joined, 311 00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,128 it is for only one reason: 312 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:25,783 love and love alone. 313 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:28,134 You may face each other, my young sparrows. 314 00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:31,441 Evelyn Willow Frink, do you take 315 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,965 Axel Magnus Engstrom 316 00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:35,837 to be your wedded husband 317 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,926 for better or worse, from this day forward, 318 00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:40,015 as long as you both shall live? 319 00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:44,541 -I do. -And Axel Magnus Engstrom, 320 00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:47,370 do you take Evelyn Willow Frink 321 00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:50,112 to be your wedded wife for better or worse 322 00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:53,811 from this day forward, as long as you both may live? 323 00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,291 [gulps] 324 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:59,948 I d-don't. Uh, no. 325 00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:02,603 -[crowd gasps] -What? 326 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,344 -What? -Wait, what? 327 00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,868 -You said "I do not." -Yeah. 328 00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:09,088 This is usually where people say "I do," muffin. 329 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:12,395 -He speaks Swedish and English. So his English is off. -Sorry, yeah. 330 00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,136 It's not-- It's just-- No "not." 331 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,964 -Oh. "I do." -Just "I do." 332 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:18,227 -Try again. -But-But I don't. 333 00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,664 -[crowd gasps] -Are you kidding? 334 00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:22,797 We're not a good match, Eve. 335 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,147 We both know it. 336 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:28,411 No, we deserve someone we truly want to spend the rest of our lives with. 337 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:31,980 I'm sorry, Eve. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry, everyone. 338 00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:35,636 -Shit. -It's just, I have to get married today. 339 00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,551 "Have to," not "want to." 340 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:41,816 Those two little words, they're scrambling my eggs. 341 00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,861 Is that... I don't know, is that a expression? 342 00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:46,821 -No, it's not. -But do you understand what I mean? 343 00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:52,305 [sighs] Yes, I do. 344 00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:56,091 -[people gasp] -[Eve] I mean, I need someone 345 00:18:56,135 --> 00:19:00,356 who is exciting and adventurous and kinky. 346 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,533 It's t-- It's true. She does, she does. Right? 347 00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:05,666 At first, you were a deejay. 348 00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:08,059 You were then, like, a detective. You got shot. 349 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:12,281 And now, you know, you're- you're cute. 350 00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:14,196 You're just-- 351 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,981 You're so simple, you know? 352 00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:19,897 Thank you, Eve. 353 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:23,118 The person I want to marry is someone I feel 354 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,512 really, really close to. 355 00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:28,950 Someone who's actually here. 356 00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:31,779 -[crowd gasps] -[man] What? 357 00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,955 And when we're together, 358 00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:35,522 the pieces just fit. 359 00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:37,263 Oh, my God. 360 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:40,831 I don't know how to say it. We-- We just are. 361 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:44,400 -He's losin' his mind. -No. It's about love. 362 00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:47,882 I know this is crazy, but... 363 00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,840 will you marry me? 364 00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:53,279 -[crowd murmuring] -[Sun] Shut the fuck up! 365 00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:56,934 Yes, I will. 366 00:19:56,978 --> 00:20:00,329 -I will. -[people] Aw! 367 00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:03,463 I do. You're definitely my partner from now on. 368 00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:06,683 And hurry up before I change my mind. 369 00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,294 This is even more romantic. 370 00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:10,426 I love it. It's weird, but-- 371 00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:13,212 -Come on. Let's do this now. -[Axel] Yeah. It-- 372 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,909 -What? -No, uh... 373 00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,954 Maestro, please? 374 00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:19,392 Music! 375 00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:22,699 -Nobody move! -[people screaming] 376 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:26,181 Where the fuck is he, motherfucker? 377 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,227 [screaming continues] 378 00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:45,461 Well, I'm going to remember this as a learning experience. 379 00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:48,290 We learned that I'm boring. 380 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:51,598 -Yes, yep. -Yep. And that we don't love each other. 381 00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:54,035 [Sun] We also learned next time jailbird 382 00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:56,603 ask to play funk at your wedding, 383 00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:58,126 say no. 384 00:20:58,169 --> 00:20:59,867 -Yeah. -Yeah. 385 00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:02,565 I'm sorry about all this. 386 00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:04,654 Are we good? 387 00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:06,874 We're good. 388 00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:11,139 But I got to go, though. 389 00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:13,707 Oh? 390 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,535 I got a date tonight. 391 00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:24,587 -There goes the bride. -Yeah. 392 00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:28,461 You still have to get married, Axel, or you American history. 393 00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:30,637 Oh, you're right. 394 00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:36,730 Sun? 395 00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:39,863 -Will you marry-- -Fuck you. 396 00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:41,300 [door buzzes] 397 00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:47,654 Well, after a very long and intense interrogation, 398 00:21:47,697 --> 00:21:50,047 the police have determined that Ingmar 399 00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:52,833 -is not a suspect in Tex's disappearance. -Oh! 400 00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:56,880 Thanks to my lawyer's brilliance and expertise, 401 00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:58,404 I am off the hook. 402 00:21:58,447 --> 00:22:00,275 You sure you're okay, Dad? 403 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,016 Yeah. Why wouldn't I be okay? 404 00:22:02,059 --> 00:22:04,018 Well, I don't know. I mean, 405 00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:06,890 Tex did kind of hang you out to dry, and now he's gone. 406 00:22:06,934 --> 00:22:09,023 We have time for daddy-daughter talk later, huh? 407 00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:11,982 We have wedding to do. Lou waiting for us. 408 00:22:12,026 --> 00:22:14,289 -Oh. -I almost forgot. 409 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,509 Yeah, me too. 410 00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:19,642 Yeah. 411 00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:24,560 -Uh, I need to uh-- -Yeah. 412 00:22:39,183 --> 00:22:40,794 What the hell? 413 00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:42,404 Hello, Ingmar. 414 00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:44,580 I'm sorry I broke up your wedding. 415 00:22:44,624 --> 00:22:46,582 I kind of had to leave in a hurry. 416 00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:49,629 You're not goin' back, are you? 417 00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:52,196 To jail, or to killing people? 418 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,937 You tell me. 419 00:22:53,981 --> 00:22:55,939 No, not going back. 420 00:22:55,983 --> 00:22:58,420 -I told you, I'm a changed man. -Are you? 421 00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:01,684 Because this feels a lot like the last time 422 00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:04,034 you played me, my old friend. 423 00:23:04,078 --> 00:23:07,777 Only last time, I didn't come back to thank you. 424 00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:10,171 -Oh, to thank me? -Yes. 425 00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:12,565 I owe a lot to the funk, 426 00:23:12,608 --> 00:23:15,132 and to the California penal system. 427 00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:18,092 But mostly, I owe you, pal. 428 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,877 Just for being a friend. 429 00:23:20,921 --> 00:23:23,402 See ya around, Ingmar. 430 00:23:26,535 --> 00:23:31,018 I'm happy for you, and all your success with the Dicks. 431 00:23:31,061 --> 00:23:34,282 Everything's going to work out for Axel. 432 00:23:34,325 --> 00:23:37,764 I know it. I know it. 433 00:23:46,381 --> 00:23:49,384 It's a green card? 434 00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:05,574 It's awkward, isn't it? Being the first one at a party. 435 00:24:05,618 --> 00:24:07,184 Yeah. Oh, no. 436 00:24:07,228 --> 00:24:09,056 Try being the only one at the party after everyone 437 00:24:09,099 --> 00:24:11,972 left to go to another party and didn't invite you. 438 00:24:12,015 --> 00:24:14,104 That's awkward. 439 00:24:14,148 --> 00:24:16,063 Hey, Dad said that Tex got you your green card. 440 00:24:16,106 --> 00:24:19,196 -That's great. -Yeah, it was either that or get married. 441 00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:23,853 So, did you mean it? 442 00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:26,508 Yeah, but now I officially un-mean it. 443 00:24:26,552 --> 00:24:28,945 I mean we could never get married. It would be-- 444 00:24:28,989 --> 00:24:30,947 Insane. Because we're friends, right? So... 445 00:24:30,991 --> 00:24:34,211 -Yeah. -If anything, we should probably take a step back. 446 00:24:34,255 --> 00:24:37,998 Totally agree. A step back is... 447 00:24:39,129 --> 00:24:40,914 the move. 448 00:24:40,957 --> 00:24:45,440 Okay, guys, we're here! The party can begin. 449 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:49,357 This the party? I'm missing my practice for this? 450 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,099 -You play badminton? -I have a life, you know. 451 00:24:52,142 --> 00:24:54,057 You told me there was gonna be fun people here. 452 00:24:54,101 --> 00:24:56,190 Listen, let's celebrate. 453 00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:58,235 Let's celebrate that we're clear, 454 00:24:58,279 --> 00:25:00,455 we're free, we're legit. 455 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:01,848 No one has to marry anyone. 456 00:25:01,891 --> 00:25:04,111 There's no more Floyd Calhoun. 457 00:25:04,154 --> 00:25:05,852 There's no more Tex. 458 00:25:05,895 --> 00:25:07,767 Just me and my squad 459 00:25:07,810 --> 00:25:11,205 and this beautiful, crime-infested city 460 00:25:11,248 --> 00:25:13,207 that we call our home. 461 00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:15,165 You did not just call us "squad." 462 00:25:15,209 --> 00:25:17,472 -I am afraid he did. -I like it. 463 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:20,997 -[Sun] It's pretty dumb. -Well, to the Dicks. 464 00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:23,217 -[all] To the Dicks. -[cell phone ring tone] 465 00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:26,176 Oh, wait. Hang on. That's me. 466 00:25:27,351 --> 00:25:29,266 Hello? 467 00:25:29,310 --> 00:25:32,356 Yeah, yeah, that's me. 468 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,620 Oh, no, I'm sorry. You must have the wrong number. 469 00:25:34,663 --> 00:25:37,623 Um, my mom passed away when I was little. 470 00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:40,843 [woman] No, that's not true. Ingmar has been lying to you. 471 00:25:40,887 --> 00:25:43,585 [indistinct] 472 00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:47,629 Mom?